Absolutely Fucking Not.

a-hero-of-my-own:

jace-the-smut-guy:

hanas-in-the-attic:

“All Might with Johnny Bravo’s voice works…a little too well”

Out of context makes this so much much more better than the possible original it may be

(Source: satania-tan)

manfuckyopride:

typecozey:

jumex:

typecozey:

Exactly how i met the majority of my friends

Fags be discussing

What do they be saying

mydogisabutt:

atthepriceofoblivion:

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

i worked at build-a-bear in downtown disney and one time a guest came with a grinch and had me force 6 custom sounds into him which was just him breathing really hard and saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” into each one
the thing is, he had me stuff them into the arms, which were stick-thin
so the seams were coming up and i was having to repair his now lumpy grinchy arms
this took like 45 minutes and all the while the kid was legit trying to remove my kneecaps, his mom was even telling me that she warned someone this would happen and they sent her straight to me ROFLMAO
after he was stuffed to the brim and i could hear the soul of the plush screaming at me for what would be the next eternity the kid dressed him up like batman
but his mom was like “NO HE HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS” so he put a santa hat on him and also a little plush gingerbread that smelled like actual gingerbread and it ended up looking like this

i clocked out an hour and a half late it was like 1 am

notevenanibble:

when i take a selfie and it comes out bad:

viktor-zhjarnek:

classicalmonoblogue:

timsutton:

you’re opening up pandora’s box jeff

does that look like a man who’s afraid of the contents?

He’s the man who made the damn box

mizimeluh:

Gandalf, whenever he sends someone on a quest:

tefavelez01:

M a s t u r b a t e 🌹

square:

1kpenny:

teathattast:

scaldingwater:

scaldingwater:

wait. if you’re blogging, and i’m blogging.. who’s packing the bowl?

*car crashes into a tree*